Turn on the tube and it feels like a daily global catastrophe! Uprising in Egypt, flooding in Australia, suicide bomber in Pakistan, cyclone in Australia, unrest in Thailand, fire in Australia, public flogging in Bangladesh, locusts in Australia (starting to think someone up there is pissed off with these Aussies)…Palin in the U.S!!!
People of the world CALM THE HELL DOWN!
Remember back in the days when we had world peace…oh wait that never happened…screw the world..so what’s on Jersey Shore today?!